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About Us
We’re a lifestyle brand that crawled out of a damp basement in the Pacific Northwest, fueled by Rainier beer, strong coffee, and questionable decisions. Somewhere along the way, we wandered south and ended up in Phoenix, where the heat is so brutal we’re pretty sure it can melt your soul—and your flip-flops. Bigfoot didn’t follow us (he hates cacti), but we still keep an eye out, just in case he wants merch. Our products are designed for people who like their humor a little spicy and their style a little loud. We’re here to slap a grin on your face, even if it’s sweat-soaked. We look forward to bringing unique, ridiculous, and slightly inappropriate products into your life.
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